update.

edited to say: forgot to mention earlier that i am nearing my 100th blog, so when that happens i will update this mug just a bit. change fonts, maybe even a color or two. my buddy adam did it and it looks awesome and it will also look like i am copying him now. dang.

remember when i used to blog? the good ol' days.

since it's been over a month, here's some stuff that's happening as of late.

been listening to ben folds as much as i can. everything too, old/new/stuff with the five. smoke is still one of the most incredibly well-written songs i've ever heard. mulling over a possible Top 5 list of favorite songs. we'll see.

my bachelor party was thrown last night. super great time. might put up pictures recap the night a bit. i want to give a tip o' the cap to my best bud joel and the boys for putting on one hell of a party for me. thanks guys.

and along those lines, it is two weeks until i am married. in exactly two weeks time i will be shaking my tookus on the dance floor at my reception with my beautiful new bride and a bunch of our friends. i am super nervous but even more excited.

started reading a book now that my summer class finished and i've got a tad bit more free time. it's called a severe mercy by sheldon vanauken. it's a walk through of this guy's relationship with his wife and has a lot of letters from his good friend c.s. lewis. pretty good so far.

while making the slideshow for the wedding, i got a glimpse of how cool i was in high school. seeing all the cool clothes i wore made me want to try and reclaim a bit of that former glory so i went out and bought a cards cap. holler.

and that little raspberry on my hand is from the bachelor party. i was a 1st-time kayaker.

consider yourself updated. i'm off to work.

-jon

conan's first week.

conan o'brien has officially taken over the tonight show franchise on nbc. he's gotten through his first week and i couldn't be happier. he moved in with little to no hiccups, and it looks as though he's gonna make a great host.

monday was such an exciting night for me. i'd waited three months with great anticipation to see conan back on the air and i was just amped to see the news anchors end with "stay tuned for the tonight show with conan o'brien on next!" right off, i've gotta say that seeing conan's new show, i was left with the impression that he really loves television. just as a medium, as an art form, as a way of communication, he loves television. his show started with a decades old nbc peacock logo stating, "the following program is brought to you in living color on nbc." super cool homage to an era of television gone by. his intro too has a very cool old-time microphone with a very vintage nbc logo on it and loads of flashy lights, and his new set really has the perfect mixed feeling of vintage and contemporary styles. for example, there is a mural wrapping around the stage above conan that's hard to see on tv, but it's a really trendy art-deco vintage mural with scenes from 1920s LA area and nbc logos. just really cool stuff. it's hard to explain but it just seems that conan loves tv and this whole new show is very much an homage to television from the past. such a neat thing.

conan's cold open was a great way to kick of his show too. seeing him literally run across the united states was really funny to me. the man has just the longest limbs you could ever imagine. it's incredible, and seeing him sprint across wrigley field was great. it was a great intro that i think was endearing to leno's old viewers.

the new intro is really cool too. i mentioned the old mic, but it's just a very hip, vintage montage of lights and sounds with conan's old pal and new announcer andy richter announcing conan and the band and guests. a fitting job for andy. and the theme song. oh man when i heard conan's old theme music from late night i was just ecstatic, but they've updated it with some real flourish and it kills now. it's such a great tune. seeing max weinberg and the tonight show band (previously known as the max weinberg seven) playing was great too, i'm so happy they came from new york to join conan on the show. they are such a great band.

so overall, conan was great. he seems really happy and really grateful for this new opportunity and is really excited to take the show over and make it his own. while he didn't seem completely at ease on the first night, by the end of the week he was really getting into his groove. i have no doubts he will feel right at home right away.

i guess what i mean by completely at ease is on late night, there was a lot more of him killing time during the monologue with just silliness. conan making jokes about his hair or how the audience cheered too much for him or how a joke bombed. so far on the tonight show, there has been a lot more pre-produced sketches, off-set segments (also called "remotes") which has conan interacting with just normal people, like universal studio tourists, workers on the universal studio lots, random LA citizens, etc. i've always found these segments funny, because conan has an incredible knack for improvisational comedy and finding the comical within normal situations with normal people. some of my favorite moments from late night were his remotes, like the old-tyme baseball sketch, anything that triumph the insult comic dog did, conan's bird-watching outing, conan's formation of a boy band, and conan's dinner with associate producer jordan schlansky. these are just a few of the absolutely hilarious sketches that conan has done off the set. if you have a chance, take a look at these sketches because they are thoroughly entertaining. if conan keeps this kind of comedy up on the tonight show, his viewers are in for quite a treat. what has been missing a bit, and was coming back slowly by the end of the week, was his off the cuff silliness on camera. during his monologue, conan plays the audience so well and often rambles just enough to say hilarious things. he comes up with ridiculous "impressions" of celebrities that are just him doing things like pulling on fake suspenders to do larry king. they aren't actually "good" impressions but they are funny. it's this type of silliness that has taken him a bit to ease back into since starting but i think the more he takes over the show the more we'll see it.

one thing that improved greatly as the week went by was the return of great old comedy bits from late night. when i realized they were doing in the year 2000 on wednesday, any of my fears for conan's switch to an earlier time slot were alleviated. i was unsure if they were gonna bring a lot of bits over or use max and the band in bits as much, and seeing them take a classic bit from late night and giving it just a little bit of pizzazz for the new audience was reassuring. thursday's show saw the return of max weinberg as more than just a great band leader but also a really weird and hilarious member of the show's comedy team and friday's show featured the old bit celebrity surveys. i'm not worried anymore. they'll bring over the funny stuff and leave aside the not as good stuff.

the first week was jam packed with celebs. will ferrell, tom hanks, gwyneth paltrow, ryan seacrest, and a few lesser knowns. musical guests included pearl jam (debuting a brand new song from their forthcoming album), green day (who gave conan a guitar as a house warming present), sheryl crow (performing the same song she did on her debut performance on late night with conan o'brien way back in '93 or '94, whenever it was), and most importantly for ME, john mayer trio. the trio hasn't played together in like a year and a half and to see them performing on stage was just really great. they covered california dreamin' by the mama's and the papa's and were backed by a los angeles children's choir. so awesome. leave it to john mayer to turn a '60s folk song into a real rock 'n roll tune. get a load of this.

so it's been a good first week. i want to call it great just because i'm excited to see conan doing the job he was born to do, but i'm gonna keep my grade at good for now, mainly cause i know he hasn't won many new viewers' hearts yet. but i know the show is only gonna get better. conan has only ever improved in his 16 years on television and this is his chance to really do what he wants with his show and with his comedy. can't wait to see what he's got up his outrageously long sleeves.

-jon

out with the old, in with the old.

conan o'brien wrapped up the final episode of late night with conan o'brien back in march. i'm not sure why, but leading up to that show i had been actually kind of sad thinking about conan packing up and taking the reigns of the tonight show. conan had been hosting late night for 16 years now, which is actually pretty incredible if you think about it. the first year or so of the show was reamed by critics and fans alike, and subsequently has become the funniest late night talk show on television and for my money, the funniest show on television period (that's right office writers, you really have dropped the ball).

i guess it made me kind of sad thinking about his move because while i didn't watch him growing up, i started watching him all the time when i was in 8th grade and all through high school. along with jim carrey in dumb and dumber, conan was the most influential person when i was developing my own sense of funny. the guy just did and said things that always made me laugh. he was very self-depricating, but not in a "pity me"-woody allen type of way. he made fun of himself all the time, yet always laughed at the jokes he made at his expense because he knew they were funny. that's a subtle but important distinction that resonated with me very strongly. and he not only made jokes about himself, but jokes about the quality of the show, sketches, props, special effects, ridiculous audience members, inappropriate guests, etc. nothing was really off limits, but he was always respectful. his jokes were never truly mean-spirited, in his monologues, after making a completely inappropriate joke about whatever, the audience would usually laugh/make a "ohhhh" sound and he would make this hilarious face where he tensed up because he knew what he said was too much. he knew it was a joke and that face was part of the delivery but i always found it just very funny.

jay leno is also no longer the host of the tonight show. his last show was very nice; a fitting tribute to end his seventeen years as host. leno has always been kind of a tough cookie for me; i've never wanted to like him all that much but i've always enjoyed watching his show. he was never really loved by the critics or even by carson it seems. letterman was always thought of as the true successor of the tonight show and was generally treated better by critics than leno was. but leno has always been more popular with the american public, and kept the tonight show the number one rated late night show on tv. i think it comes back to his personality. his jokes were never grade A, usually landing in the cheese pile. but he was a nice guy. everybody always talks about how you could have a beer with jay. he didn't "get" twitter, just like most every american over the age of forty-five. part of it for me is that while his jokes might be too accessible or not very intelligent, he always seemed to know exactly that and just went with it and enjoyed getting easy, silly laughs. he reminded me of my dad in that way. he was always ready with the old rim-shot punch line and was pleased whether he got a big laugh or a groan and a roll of the eyes. and that's why he was successful. because people gravitate to kindness. to sincerity. and jay delivered that. he didn't deliver high-brow comedy, but he delivered a lot of silly jokes and a bit of escapism.

jay's last show was surprisingly sweet. he had the obligatory best of jaywalking sketch, and then had conan on as a guest, which was very gentlemanly of him, considering conan was taking over in two days. james taylor was jay's handpicked musical guest, playing sweet baby james, the song jay heard on his way out of boston nearly forty years ago on his way to hollywood to try to make it in show business. and then his sign off. very sweet, very leno. he introduced all the kids that had been born from couples who had met each other working on leno's tonight show, sixty-eight total, from age zero to seventeen. it was a really nice sentiment to end his last show. and it was sad too. the same type of sad conan's goodbye on late night was in march, not completely sad because he's not gonna be gone for long. but still sad. a lot of people my parents' age kind of see this as the end of an era since leno was really the only guy they liked. hopefully they give conan a chance.

if nothing else, he'll be treated better and given more slack than he was when he took over late night in '93. conan's evolution since '93 is really incredible. he started as a nervous, seemingly unfunny host who had just gotten the gig because he had connections with lorne michaels, producer of most of the funny stuff on nbc and a pretty big power player at the network. conan had been a writer on snl at the tail end of the '80s and had started writing for the simpsons during the best seasons of that show (3rd-4th). having known him from his snl days, michaels gave conan a shot once letterman announced he was leaving late night and boy did it not go over well. nobody had ever heard of this guy conan. he had never been on tv. he seemed awkward and unsure of himself. his first episode of late night was posted somewhere online a few months ago and i watched the first little bit of it. holy cow it is uncomfortable to watch. conan so very clearly isn't sure how to perform on tv, he's really nervous, and expresses that anxiousness through a lot of laughter. too much laughter. but it's understandable, the guy was an unknown taking over for fan favorite letterman. but seeing that first episode's awkward laughter and too-slow comedic pacing, it is a wonder to tune in now and see conan do his thing on late night. he owns it. he is perfect. he has become a true performer. he knows how to handle the crowd and make them laugh, he knows how to handle slip-ups in the show, he knows how to appear cool and very relaxed in his role as host. in 16 years he became the perfect host.

he belongs as host of the tonight show. i'm so intrigued to see how he fits into this new role. everything i've heard is "conan's gonna have to grow up to make it on the tonight show" but on his last show of late night, he promised he wasn't going to. reading interviews/articles about his new show recently though, i think that he knows he will have to reformat his unique brand of comedy just enough to keep the older viewers laughing along with the young kids. i don't think it will be too much though. i think he's almost got more freedom now if anything to do things with his comedy he hasn't been able to before. on leno's last show they showed a clip of a bit where conan has an academy award-winning makeup artist turn him into a completely different person and he hosts a focus group of old people watching clips of conan on late night to see how the older crowd likes him. i'm not sure what it was about it but right away it just felt like a little bit different kind of sketch than he would ever have done on late night. and it made me so excited to see what he's got in store for the tonight show.

watching conan walk out onto the tonight show stage after being introduced by jay, hearing the crowd cheer for him, hearing the tonight show band playing conan's theme song, the whole thing made me swell up with pride. conan is my tv hero. he was really gaining popularity as i started to watch him back around 2000 or 2001, and probably more than anything in the last ten years, conan has influenced my humor. it's incredible too, because i haven't even noticed it until the last year or so. conan's comedy was so subtle in sneaking into my subconscious; his bits were just hilarious to me, the way he would mock his hair or his complexion or height, the immediate rapport he had with guests of all types, just from being a good conversationalist. all of this worked it's way into my personality and has influenced me in big, big ways. and seeing him on leno's last show was just great. i hadn't seen conan do anything since his own last show last march, except for watching old late night sketches over getting amped for conan's tonight show, and seeing him again do anything on tv was just so exciting. he really is the funniest real guy on tv. he knows how to talk to people, famous or non, he knows how to ask questions, he knows how to go with the flow when things don't go exactly as scripted, he knows how to make people laugh, he knows how to make fun of himself, he knows how to make fun of others, he is extraordinarily good at improv, he will do just great as the host of the new tonight show. conan o'brien, i can't wait. you are ushering me into my adult life. thanks.

-jon

An Important Message From Conan O'Brien

two more days. funniest man on television.

-jon

old blog #2: i own a giga pet named "A".

i'm excited. november started, a huge test is finished, the next two weeks will keep me sufficiently busy but not crazy, and then thanksgiving break is going to rule. for three main reasons.
1. the wednesday before thanksgiving week, savion glover is performing at hancher auditorium at my university. most people probably wouldn't know savion glover by his name, but if you are anywhere near my age and grew up watching sesame street(one two three four five, six seven eight nine ten, eleven twelve-elve-elve-elve-elve-elve!)(pinball machine cartoon), savion was the black guy with dreds who tap danced all the time.

how could you not love this guy?

he will be performing with a live band, so...a killer tap dancer and a live band at hancher? it's gonna be a fantastic show. what makes it even better is that i have a midterm directly before the show so the show is like a huge treat. and my girlfriend is coming down for it so...how could it be better? if savion invited me on stage to dance with him? yes that would make it better. but that's the only way.
2. as i mentioned before, colleen is coming down for savion's show and then she and i are driving back to uni that night. i'm skipping the last two days of class that week and extending my break to eleven days. unbelieveable. the first five/six days will be spent at uni with friends, getting a feel for my new university. i'm psyched.
3. for actual thanksgiving, i'll be probably in kansas city. which is cool. i'm not ecstatic about going home, but it will be really nice to see my sisters again. thanksgiving day will rule. lots of food. lots of lazing around. post-thanksgiving cold turkey sandwiches are awesome.
so november is bringing good things. and i want you to know about these:

find this movie playing somewhere and watch it.

1. half nelson. i just saw it tonight and really liked it. still digesting it so i'm not even gonna say too much. other than ryan gosling is a phenomenal actor. saw it at iowa's indie theater, the bijou, which is a sweet place. one of the few things i'll really miss when i'm at uni. check this out, they are having a FREE pre-release showing of the tenacious d movie coming out, how sweet is that? i'm going.

"if you want to see the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

2. ricky gervais. funniest man on television? possibly. star of the office, which was originally a bbc show before it became popular here in america. and if you like the steve carell version on nbc, it's a hundred times funnier with this dude. and his new show on hbo, extras, is unbelieveably funny as well. i can't really communicate how much this guy makes me laugh through a facebook note so...just watch him if you ever get a chance.
i'm done. i've got lots of other stuff i'd love to tell you about but it's late. so happy november. i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i will. and i really need to figure out how to communicate ideas in some other way than a numbered list. that is so trite. and i'd like to know how to make my photos bigger. adam? anybody?

jon

p.s. i really hope somebody understood my pinball machine cartoon reference. if you did will you let me know? i have never, in my entire life, met anyone who knew what that meant other than my older sister hannah. so if you know what that is, tell me. i'll probably freak out.

thoughts from 2009 jon:

a. i wrote this on november 3, 2006.

b. savion glover is an INCREDIBLE dancer. that show was one of the coolest live performances i've ever seen.

c. half nelson is still a great movie. watch it if you haven't.

d. i'm going to write more in depth about ricky gervais' brilliance sometime in the future.

e. i needed to ease up on the list format. i used TWO numbered lists in this one post. confusing

f. the pinball sketch. number 11:

old blog #1: Web + Log = Blog

I used to think the whole concept of blogs was really arrogant, like it's just one person going on some rant thinking everybody else really wants to hear their thoughts and opinions about the world. and what do I know, maybe lots of people do want to hear the the writer's thoughts. it's just the whole idea that the writer thinks his thoughts should be read/heard by everyone. it just seemed high-handed to me. until lately. i recently read a fantastic review of FutureSex/LoveSounds in a friend's note, and it really convinced me that blogging is alright. not conceited, just a handy way to let people get into your mind a little if they want. ok enough of this intro. here are some things i've been into for the last week or two.

1. Most people know i'm not a huge sports buff, but even I was following the World Series. and while i don't have a tv, i spent game 5 clicking the refresh button on si.com every 30-60 seconds. it made for an exciting night. go cards.

2. organic chemistry...as much as that might be lame, it's actually really interesting to me. unfortunately i'm not smart enough to be a chem major. shame. it's cool now that we're actually getting into practical stuff, we can do all sorts of reactions and crap. actually not in real life, but on paper, i can do reactions involving alcohols and ethers and epoxides. pretty cool.

It's called 18-crown-6 because it has 18 total atoms in the ring and 6 total oxygen atoms...and it looks like a crown.

3. bob dylan. he's just really good. that's all.

4. this whole "my shares" deal on facebook is really cool. at least to me. it's weird, i really thought that this blog feature and now the shares would catch on really fast, but not many of my friends write many notes, and so far the shares thing hasn't gone over too well. which is really too bad, because it's a way cool thing. i've only put up a few things, but i'll add quite a bit as time goes on.

5. i read today that reese witherspoon and ryan phillippe separated? i'm pissed.

Come on. Seven years of gorgeous red carpet snapshots and you're calling it quits?

6. i'm transferring to uni.

so that's all. i have to look over some notes for a biology quiz tomorrow. my bio t.a. has such a big butt, it's really hard not to stare. and he's a dude...so it gets a little awkward. but it's just so big! later.

jon

p.s. Mathmatical equations - actual numbers = really annoying.

thoughts from 2009 jon:

a. this blog was written october 30, 2006.

b. the friend i was referring to who wrote the album review was adam. you can read that blog here on facebook and his actual blog is here. great stuff.

c. the thing about my shares on facebook was way back when facebook was intuitive and cool. remember, back when high school and college were separated? when "apps" didn't exist? when you actually had to be in school to get an account? anyway, the notes feature was brand new and it was an easy way for me to start blogging without having to sign up for an actual blogging site, which i thought was lame.

d. the post script was referring to when people write sentences like "britney spears + last few years = so white trash!" i think i had read a sentence like that before i wrote it and it annoyed me.

e. since the font from facebook carried over to this website, i think i'm just gonna leave it as it is. it's a little disfunctional it seems like but it'll have to do.

old blogs.

tonight i was on facebook and i remembered that i originally started blogging using facebook "notes," and after a few i decided to switch over to blogspot. i don't regret the decision, as facebook as become overridden with so much pap. anyway, i glanced through my old notes tonight and decided to add them onto this mug because a lot of them showed quite a bit of insight into how i write today. reading a few of them i was actually envious of how well thought out i think they are. so i'll start with my oldest one and add them every few days and maybe add a couple two-and-a-half-years-later edits/thoughts to them.

enjoy,

-jon